10/11/2011

How Does He Decide?!

How on earth does this man decide what he wants to be dominant about?!

I am just flabbergasted.

His ways are not my ways, and his thoughts not my thoughts, that's for sure! Sometimes it makes me laugh. Sometimes it just makes me furrow my brow.

Things that I would place in prime importance for our lives if I were the Dom, for instance, don't even make his radar. Things like keeping the house clean. Things like paying better attention in church or doing my daily Bible study. You know, umimportant things like the salvation of my eternal soul.

He doesn't really make rules about those. He does, however, make rules about my makeup.

That's right. My makeup.

Apparently he noticed in the shower that I had "goop" in my eyes from not washing my face after I'd worn mascara. He was both entranced and disgusted. Then he made a new rule.

Wash your face every day before bed.

I mean, really?!

I have good hygiene. I take showers and my face gets washed during them. In the mornings.

Now apparently that is not enough. It makes me laugh. Unless I'm tired and cranky and ready to fall into bed and he tries to make me crawl back out to get all wet and uncomfortable and rub my skin raw.

Eternal salvation? Not so much.

Goop in eyes?

Unacceptable!!

7 comments:

senorrose4 said...

Really!?!?!? LOL!!!!!!!

Bob

SBF said...

As a skin care therapist, I have to agree with him.
Your skin repairs itself at night and clean skin aides in the process. I know what a pain it is to do, I would suggest the cleansing wipes that you can get at the drug store, quick and easy, plus your skin will thank you for it.
I am all about keeping things simple.
As a sub I feel your pain, lol!

Neo Dom Tom said...

Clanliness is next to Godliness. At least that's what the old proverb says. So he really means it to help save your soul.

t1klish said...

I've always read that it's important to wash off makeup before bed to keep your skin at its best.

Having said that, I don't bother anymore. I don't really need to since I wear only a little eyeliner and it's gone by the end of the day anyway. If by chance there's any eyeliner left, I just wipe it off with Palmer's Cocoa Butter lotion and a tissue.

Back when I wore "foundation" though, I usually did wash my face before bed. Just some Noxema with my fingertips, and rinse, no rubbing my skin raw.

Noxema. Haven't used it in a while, but always have it around. Love it. If I had a list of things that absolutely must be in my home at all times, Noxema is one of them.

sexyamystar said...

That is a very good rule you know. It keeps your skin healty and young. Mascara is not so good when you sleep with it on.

Stormy said...

Ha ha! We should compare stupid rules..lol. My husband does, however, care about housekeeping, devotions, well pretty much everything..grrrr. I have a very detailed chore list..daily, weekly, and monthly. Ogre...lol.

My dumbest rule is to not let my kitty drink from sink. Yep, been spanked for it. Dumbest rule ever! :)

Stormy

sub and Queen said...

*laughing*... no real comment, just that your post here had me cracking up... I'm not sure my hunny found it quite as amusing as I did tho..