5/29/2009

Puppy Food for your Puppy

Puppy play is a really common fetish among some BDSMers. What many people don't realize when they are training they puppy, however, is that human puppies shouldn't eat real dog food. First off, dry dog food is too hard for human teeth to chew, and can damage your pet's teeth and gums. Also, dogs have completely different nutritional needs than humans, so using real dog food can upset your pet's digestive system.

But there are a few tricks if you want to feed your puppy from a doggie bowl!

Here are some foods you might want to try...

Chocolate. For the puppy with a sweet tooth, crumbled bits of chocolate in a doggie bowl are a tasty but visually "doggish" food. But if you have real pets, be careful not to leave it out, since chocolate is toxic to both cats and dogs!

Beans. Beans are the color and consistency of much wet dog food, so these are great for humiliation. Pour some refried beans into a dog bowl, or use any variety of canned or fresh beans--chili beans, kidney beans, or any type of brown bean will work.

Chili. This food looks almost exactly like dog food when you leave out the peppers and onions. Make a simple chili dish with just tomato paste, ground beef, and chili beans, and you have a mushy food ready to be poured into a bowl!

Porridge. Anything soft and soupy, such as porridge, oatmeal, or even cereal can be poured into a dog bowl and enjoyed as a puppy treat.

Ground Beef. Try a dish with a ground-beef base for an authentic look. Some suggestions include Hamburger helper dishes, noodles and beef, chili, Sloppy Joes, taco meat, or cut-up hamburgers. All these foods are easily edible for humans, but look like dog food.

Ribs or Legs. Throw your human puppy a cooked chicken leg or a baked rib and let him get dirty licking and comping the meat without his paws. Later, you can enjoy watching him knaw on the bone!

Of course, basically any food poured into a bowl can substitute as dog food, so you are only limited by your imagination!

For more tips on how to train a human into a pet, click here.

1 comment:

Submissive_D said...

Coco Puffs!!! They look almost exactly like some dry dog food. Not melty like chopped up chocolate either, so if melted chocolate all over pet's face isn't your thing...