6/14/2009

Some Sexy Sizes

Lately, I've gained some weight.

It's true. In our culture, this is a very bad thing to admit, especially since I've always been super thin and so I'm having trouble to adjusting to my body with its new curves and non-flatness. No matter how much my Dom, my mother, my family, and other men tell me it's great, I can't help feeling my body was better before.
Apparently, when you hit 25 your metabolism slows down and your body starts to look like someone else's.
Luckily, today I was browsing Exploring Intimacy, a blog I love to peruse every few months just to see what I've missed, and I read Ruth's great blog, Jiggly Thighs on my Mind. Seriously, this blog made me feel great. Sure, I think fake vaginas are gross and the men who use them are probably losers, but that's just because I'm admittedly a Bible-believing Christian in the center of the nation, so my culture is decidedly more conservative than that of most BDSMers. And I'm a big enough woman to admit that I've never known a man who used fake vaginas or sleeves for sex, and I can't really knock what I don't understand. Nevertheless, I loved this blog! Okay, I'm not fat, but I'm recently un-thin... and is being un-thin any less painful for me than being slightly heavy for other women? Nope.

So I loved this blog on fat women. Yes, fat women can be beautiful. So can skinny ones, and medium ones, and short ones, and 6'2" ones. We all worry about our looks and our bodies (I'm too fat, I'm too tall, my feet are too big, my boob are too small...) but this blog on Exploring Intimacy made me think that maybe we're all okay. God must like variety---just look at us! And I know that while I moan about my huge hands and feet, my Dom still adores my body. My friend Caro whines about being too tall but I think she's the most gorgeous woman I've seen. My friend Carli isn't pretty or thin, but men constantly want her because she's funky and sexy. People want us, but we're too busy worrying about what's wrong with our body to notice them.
So here's my tribute to sexy women----sexy women of all sizes!

At 5'10" and 200 lbs, Queen Latifah is both tall and overweight according to popular American standards for women, but you can't tell me she didn't look sexxxxxxx-y in that dress for Chicago!


JLH took a lot of slack for having a butt too big for her slim body, and she definitely has some pudge there, but she's still super pretty!

America's cutest blonde wears a size 11 shoe.


Katie Holmes is between 6'0" and 6'1", which is considerably taller than most men she could possibly date, but she's still gorgeous in this pic!

Kate Hudson is beautiful, and she has a flat chest.




Diane Keaton is old but still super sexy.

Whitney Houston is fit, but not "thin," but she still exudes sexuality and hotness in this pic!



April Flores is an overweight porn star who loves her jiggly body... and so do men! It's great to see a fat woman finally proud and struttin' her stuff!


Kate Winslet is no super-skinny celeb, but anyone who's seen Titanic knows she's got a great, curvy bod!

Catherine is thin, but her tummy is not tight and flat... still, I think she has the most beautiful face of any woman celebrity alive today!


Kiera Knightley is proud of her flat chest and refused to let movie producers enlarge them digitally for the movie Arthur. Go girl!


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